Once upon a time.. nobody gave a fuck
nice to meet you, but it's more pleasant to eat you, with a leaf of salad and some dressing pouring out a teacup..
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hi, im julie. i follow back if you ask nicely..
"Our Father…..art…..who is up in Heaven, aloe vera be thy name. Thigh…kingdom…the magic kingdom on Earth…as it is up in the helicopter. Give us this day our daily….pizza…and let us digest it. Forgive us…pass…for trespassing and…not lead us to the Tempations ‘cause we are tired of them and their dancing. Deliver us from evil with the mighty sword and falcon…forever and ever and ever, amen!"
- “The Lord’s Prayer” from Cam Brady, The Campaign (via sweet-as-sunshine-xo)
(Source: evenheartslikemine)
"You’re such a little turd that when you sit in sand, cats try to bury you."
- Cam Brady (Will Ferrell), The Campaign (2012). (via iwantcupcakes)
but it’s the shittest
Tumblr is like the only thing that’s not blocked on my works wifi… but it’s the shittest
